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  Disney Fun Run: Into the Wilderness at Wide World of Sports

  I’m not a runner. I should be a runner. Why? Because I’m lithe. And I used to be fast. How fast? Faster than a diamondback rattler strikes its prey. Faster than a Thompson’s gazelle in full flight from a hungry cheetah. Faster than Expedition Everest and Space Mountain — combined.…

  July 14, 2014